I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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