I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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