I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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