As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
do nipples grow back?
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