is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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