How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
did you just send me my own nude
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Randomize
