dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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