I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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