I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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