He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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