Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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