Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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