if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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