the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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