so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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