I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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