i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
