At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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