butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
