Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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