I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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