I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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