I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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