You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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