Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I intend to get homeless drunk
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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