Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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