how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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