yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Randomize
