What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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