would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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