he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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