I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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