The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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