If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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