Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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