so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
did you just send me my own nude
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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