need another drink. this is the easiest way
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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