He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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