i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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