I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
