Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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