its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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