i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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