Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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