Well douche your snatch and let's go!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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