Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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