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yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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