i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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