No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I want her autograph on my taint
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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