are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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