Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Randomize
