The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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