I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
please don't ironically join a cult
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