just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Randomize