Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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