stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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