dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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