I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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