I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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